yesterday i was near devastated when i heard nadal lost to djokovic.

until i came home with V and THERE'S A FRIGGIN LIZARD IN DA HOUSE! (haha!! sean paul!)

then.

the dear housemates DIDNT WANT TO KILL IT. why? COS ITS SO POOR THING.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

like, excuse me?

me: what good does a lizard do!

they: it eats flies!

me (thinking): so now you want flies in the house also, so that the lizard can kill it?????

and yea. i'm a HORRIBLE bargainer. Av said she's brought down the price of specs from 70 to 9 ringgit!

COOLNESS!

anw. back to the lizard.

i had to kill it. yes, me, the animal loving vegetarian. arent you all proud of me? i actually dared to go near enough to spray it with FUMAKILLA (which sucks btw cos it didnt actually kill the lizard, it just put it through lot of agony, and then its tail dropped off and then there were TWO THINGS WRIGGLING ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR INSTEAD OF ONE.) and then A sprayed the ever trustworthy BAYGON on it, then it died.

FINALLY!!!

i think i don't have enough brains to understand brains.

did i mention how much i hate the nervous system?

Vamos Rafa @12:29 PM



laughter is the best medicine.

today's dumb blonde moments.

Av has a bottle of dark liquid.

Am: what's that?

Av: chlorophyll.

Am: why are u drinking chlorophyll?

Av: it's good for blood circulation!

T: why is it green?

laughter erupts. omg that was so funny! why is chlorophyll green??! haha.

second.

Av tells us a riddle.

Av: in the forest, there's a carrot, twigs and some charcoal. why is it there?

us: we give up, tell us why.

Av: because in the winter, my snowman melted and what remained was carrots, twigs and charcoal!

laughter erupts.

me: but why is there charcoal?

Av: for the eyes, nose and buttons, darling.

me: don't you use twigs for that?

LAUGHTER ERUPTS. i am surprised we weren't thrown out.

Av: noooooooo! you dont use twigs for those! twigs are for the arms, darling!

ok. so u learn something new everyday.

Vamos Rafa @12:23 PM



hi everyone.

i dont think anyone comes to read this space anymore but anw.

ermm. i just. want to remember what i should remember and, well, let myself be guided.

only time will tell.

my eyes hurt from looking at hte computer screen for so long.

today was my awakening.

thank you to all my girls who listen to my rantings.

I LOVE YOU ALL!

and to my personal steak machine, you know who you are, THANK YOU.

i cannot wait to be back in the country where you can like, sleep on the floors of the public toilets and... see all my people again.

:)

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Vamos Rafa @8:57 PM

nothin here, buddy. look @ the skin, and practise some inferrential skills.